Ain't That a Shame

Paul McCartney is really no longer a single pigeon.

Sir Paul McCartney will marry Nancy Shevell at the Old Marylebone Town Hall in London, he announced yesterday to all the lonely people. The legendary musician will marry his two-legged fiancée at the same place he married his late wife Linda back in 1969. Now at the mercy of the registrar, McCartney can give all his loving by the end of the month. The former Beatle may just be amazed by 51-year-old Shevell, who vows to love him despite passing age 64. Though there has been no public announcement of the wedding date, the couple is confident that they can work it out and will not have to do it in the road. Crushed fans will just have to learn to live and let die because there will be no more lonely nights for the world’s only baby-faced 69-year-old.