Beyonce is Pregnant!

And other breaking news from last night's Video Music Awards.

So we've all heard the basics from last night's Video Music Awards: Katy Perry, apparently recovering from a violent collision with a Rubik's Cube, emerged victorious with Video of the Year for "Firework." Lady Gaga, as expected, won "Best Female Video" and "Best Video With a Message," stressing that, in fact, all videos have messages. And Canadian legend and popular cardboard cut-out Justin Bieber took home "Best Male Video." Still, as the night drew to a close after MTV’s Video Music Awards, many viewers were left with unanswered questions. Why was Lady Gaga dressed as The Fonz on heroin? Why didn’t Kanye rush on stage to tell us Beyonce had the best pregnancy announcement of all time? What were the two uncensored words in Best New Artist Tyler’s speech? And why did Bruno Mars honour Amy Whinehouse by performing a song originally written by The Zutons? MTV: raising life's important questions since 1981.