Bisexual Men Exist

We sleep with both men and women, therefore we are.

Bisexual men can quit their existential crises – researchers at Northwestern University conclude that yes, they do exist, six years after the same university published a study saying the opposite. A study of arousal patterns (as in, attaching sensors to subjects', umm, divining rods, then getting the guys to watch some porn) in men who considered themselves bisexual found that they exhibit attraction to both men and women, although the researchers probably just could have asked the guys that and been on their way home. This comes after a much-maligned study from Northwestern that essentially concluded that bisexual men showed the same arousal patterns as homosexual men, a conclusion that lots of bisexual men (and their female partners, probably) felt unfairly suggested they were simply closeted homosexuals. The new study's conclusion that bisexual men display arousal patterns from the straights and the gays hints at the widely held, no-duh belief that sexuality comes in a helluva lot of varieties.

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