Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren get divorced

The world’s most famous golfer is back on the market

In a move that sane women everywhere had been calling for for some time, Elin Nordegren has divorced Tiger Woods. The couple announced their split yesterday, nine months after Woods crashed his SUV outside their home and set off a chain reaction culminating in revelations that he’d cheated on her with dozens of women. The scandal cost him millions of dollars in endorsement deals and has apparently shattered his once unbeatable golf game. In tournaments since returning from a hiatus to sort out his personal problems, Woods has put in some of the worst performances of his career.